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A person’s hair style is a vividdepiction of hispersonality. It may be a case that we don’t want to talk aboutit much or in a way try to hide it, but we always give it some time out of ourdaily schedule similar to as women do so. It’s an awesome fact that how youmanage your hair and give them stylish touches, describes to the world, how youfeel about yourself and how you want yourself to be seen. It may be a matter ofmindfulness or unconsciousness but the fact is it works as so. What’s on yourdressing tables always is giving some clues about your thinking style. And asan advice, it can surely be said that before arriving for the next interviewyou have or dropping a line on the blonde across the road, do find out whatyou’re publicizing vividly or in a hidden and subconscious manner. Trying to correctthem and tossing a positive image of yourself is a healthy thing for your mindand brain.
BedHead
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BedHead |
A guy has to spend a lot of time infront of the mirror to look like he didn’t, but that’s no chore when you lovelooking at yourself as much as you do. Not to suggest that you’re vain, but youdo seem to prefer sentences that start with “I.” On the merest of summer days,you find reason to shed your shirt. You are well educated but hide it well.You’ve never had to try too hard for anything (except that expertly tousledhair). You throw a mean Frisbee. In your pocket right now, there is a tube of lipbalm.
The Moptop (aka The Bieber)
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The Moptop (aka The Bieber) |
You are adorable. It’s kind ofdistracting. You Might have something to do with the fact that you’re 12 yearold. Oh, sorry, you only look 12 years old, even though you voted in thelast election. Your on-camera class is going great, but your manager keepssending you out for these silly teenage parts. You want to be taken seriouslyas an actor! Also, you like exclamation marks in your Facebook updates!! Youprobably keep a journal. As a kid, you went to church sleep away camp, and thisyear you’re going to return as a counselor, guitar in hand. Your popularity isas inexplicable as it is undeniable.
TheBald Spot
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TheBald Spot |
Your sense of style sucks. Even for aregional sales manager. One foot in the grave, son. Also, you’re a dud in bed.Hey, only fooling -- that’s what you think people think when they seeyour deforested dome, which goes a long way toward explaining the Corvette.Funny part is, you still spend as much time messing with it as you did when youhad hair. What are you doing in there? You’ve been known to ask, upon seeing apicture of yourself, “Am I really that bald?” And if you belong to that bizarresubset of balding men who resort to the comb-over, your preponderance forself-deception is truly frightening and possibly clinical.
TheAfro
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TheAfro |
You are a great man to have at a party.You’re a natural cutup. You’re working on a screenplay. You are aggressively anti establishment. And can do convincing pratfalls -- plus funny dancing thatis, at the same time, pretty good dancing. Hair-wise, you’ve opted for the oldstrategy of calling attention to the very thing that makes you most anxious: you’retight, curly 'fro. To, in effect, make it disappear by exaggerating it. Andunderneath your class-clown act is a wriggling mass of insecurity. You are,like some domestic pets, too smart for your own good.
Fauxhawk
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Fauxhawk |
You suffer from a peculiar delusionthat permits you to look in the mirror, after working your hair into a crustyknife edge down the middle of your skull, and think, “Yes.” You would like tobe a rebel, as long as being rebellious doesn’t involve doing anything actuallyillegal or scary. You have an obsessive need to fit in with the rest of theshoppers down at Hollister, which means you won’t have this look for long. It’snot your fault there’s a hole where your self-identity should be. You can takethe man out of the suburbs, but you can’t take the suburbs out of the man.
TheHigh &Tight
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TheHigh &Tight |
Hoo-ah! Thank you for your service. Youare in the service, right? Either that or you coach wrestling at the highschool, which is a job you got after your discharge from the service.Your digital watch is set to 24-hour time. You’re a damn nice guy, as long aspeople agree with you. You are a strong supporter of the second amendment andsuspect that someone is trying to -- or might soon try to -- take away yourguns. You don’t dip anymore, unless you’re drinking (or shooting your guns).You own at least one four-wheel-drive vehicle. You’re not sure what the hellthis country is coming to, but Glenn Beck will reveal it all soon enough.
TheSide Part
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TheSide Part |
You are what they used to call “asquare,” and even if that slang has since been retired, your hairstyle limps along.You are wholesome, predictable and conventional. "Good marriagematerial," your girlfriends’ mothers always say. Yes, and a bit of anempty vessel. You make responsible decisions about money (of which you makeconsiderably more than some smart-ass writer cracking wise about hair). Yourone indulgence: country-club memberships. People give you a lot of ties. Youwere in the marching band in school. Odds are good you’ll run for public officeand be ruined by revelations about all those kinks you’ve been hiding.
Mullet
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Mullet |
You enjoyed a brief flush of internetfame when that video of you with the trampoline and the toddler went viral.Anyway, that was the most exciting thing to happen in your town since themarathon of Ice Road Truckers down at Hooters. As a point of pride, you’venever traveled outside of the domestic United States (but you will admit, ifpressed, that the French are pretty good at making toast). Stories about highschool still dominate your social interactions. Your favorite color is camouflage.You can’t wait for Jet Ski season. You have one (or possibly all) of thefollowing tattoos: your ex’s name, LynyrdSkynyrd’s logo,a bald eagle wrapped in Old Glory.
BuzzCut
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BuzzCut |
You might be in boot camp.You might be an amateur triathlete. Either way, you can do a lot of push-ups.You never met a sports drink you didn’t like. The shaved head serves a doublepurpose: It looks like a phallus and leaves you with more time for road runsand UFC matches. You have a copy of The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Peopleat your bedside -- a gift from your aunt, but you’d rather wait for the moviethan read it. Whatever you’re into, you’re into it all the way. (Alternatively,you might be merely hiding your baldness, in which case, the above doesn’tnecessarily apply).
